🧟♂️🚨 OFFICIAL MUTANT ZOMBIE ALERT 🚨🧟♂️
Scientists said it couldn't happen.
Karen said it shouldn't happen.
The zombies didn't care.
🤣🤣🤣
Introducing...
🧟♂️💥 THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PACK 💥🧟♂️
The perfect beginner pack for people who definitely, absolutely, positively don't want to draw much attention.
Just a few fountains.
A couple smoke balls.
A handful of aerials.
Nothing crazy.
Nothing that would make the neighbors stop what they're doing and stare.
👀
Probably.
🤣
INCLUDES:
🧟 Zombie Decoys
🦖 Dino Decoys
💨 Smoke Screens
🚀 Space Zippers
🚀 Screamer Rockets
💥 Mortar Blasts
And enough excitement to make Grandpa suddenly become a fireworks expert.
⚠️ POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS ⚠️
✔ Dad starts narrating the show
✔ Kids demand "one more"
✔ Neighbors accidentally wander over
✔ Zombies become slightly more patriotic
✔ Sudden urge to buy lawn chairs
📦 OVER 568 PIECES
💰 ONLY $229.99
📱 623-302-0419
🌐 ALLGOUPFIREWORKSAZ.STORE
🎥 @AZAERIALFIREWORKSPLUG
👇 IMPORTANT QUESTION 👇
If a zombie launches a bottle rocket...
and Karen files a complaint...
who wins?
🤣🧟♂️🚀
🧟♂️🚨 OFFICIAL MUTANT ZOMBIE ALERT 🚨🧟♂️
Scientists said it couldn't happen.
Karen said it shouldn't happen.
The zombies didn't care.
🤣🤣🤣
Introducing...
🧟♂️💥 THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PACK 💥🧟♂️
The perfect beginner pack for people who definitely, absolutely, positively don't want to draw much attention.
Just a few fountains.
A couple smoke balls.
A handful of aerials.
Nothing crazy.
Nothing that would make the neighbors stop what they're doing and stare.
👀
Probably.
🤣
INCLUDES:
🧟 Zombie Decoys
🦖 Dino Decoys
💨 Smoke Screens
🚀 Space Zippers
🚀 Screamer Rockets
💥 Mortar Blasts
And enough excitement to make Grandpa suddenly become a fireworks expert.
⚠️ POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS ⚠️
✔ Dad starts narrating the show
✔ Kids demand "one more"
✔ Neighbors accidentally wander over
✔ Zombies become slightly more patriotic
✔ Sudden urge to buy lawn chairs
📦 OVER 568 PIECES
💰 ONLY $229.99
📱 623-302-0419
🌐 ALLGOUPFIREWORKSAZ.STORE
🎥 @AZAERIALFIREWORKSPLUG
👇 IMPORTANT QUESTION 👇
If a zombie launches a bottle rocket...
and Karen files a complaint...
who wins?
🤣🧟♂️🚀
